carry-on-my-wayward-lucifermoose:

I just told my brother I was a ghost and I’ve been dead for ages and he just acted normal, reached into the pantry and threw salt at me

I guess you could say he… assaulted you 

1 week ago
1 week ago
1 week ago

so um yea, message me if you wanna help me write a song?

1 month ago

minamarrrina:

the uterus contracts its blood supply to kill off the inner most layer of the uterus and people survive a week of that.

if you cut off the supply to a ball sack by twisting the nuts around you kill the person

who’s got weak junk now. 

(via laughing-llama)

1 month ago
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1 month ago

thefurrynerd:

hilowethere:

I appreciate soap so much because look at it 

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so much time and careful handiwork must go into making these

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some are pretty beautiful

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or wicked adorable

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you can give it to a loved one

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or just sit there and drool at it

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but you dudes had better appreciate the heck out of your soap

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The Soap Fandom doesn’t fuck around.

(via thefaultinkatnisseverdeen)

fancynancyadventures:

boosket:

necrotizingfaciitis:

baboushkat:

hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen

hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair

hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner

Hi I’m a woman in a world without power and I wake up with perfectly curled hair

(Source: baebees, via myboishezzah)

1 month ago